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((Apologies for the last post ^^;;))

((Accidentally posted something for my main blog here. Just deleted. Sorry guys ^^;;))

Don't try to scare me, Mr. Teatime. You know it doesn't work well with me.

I’m not trying to scare you, Susan.  Quite the opposite in fact.  You’re the only person to ever best me, and I think I’d like to observe you further. *creepy grin*

How did you end up with those mismatched eyes?
Anonymous

Let’s just say…there is a reason why my parents are deceased.

You did threaten me and my family. You shouldn't be surprised that I'm not exactly thrilled to see you again.

Ah, but I’m thrilled to see you.

Quite well, despite all your efforts. And of course I do. Why? So eager to see it again?

No, no, dear Susan. *smiles* That’s the furthest thing from my mind! Such hostility from a lady of your status.

Mr. Teatime?! I thought I've... got rid of you...

SUDDEN GENDERBEND GOGOGO
Anonymous

They say cats are attracted to death, Mr. Teatime. Tell me, do you like cats~?
Anonymous

((NOTE: This artist in no way, shape, or form condones nailing dogs to ceilings <.<;;))